U- I just had [redacted] knock on my door asking for people who know me and say I’m a good guy (Generally looking for parents in the area). Can I put down your guys’ parents/addresses?
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U- I need to figure out how to rig a gong to post the message “#ding” onto a twitter account when struck with it’s mallet. I have no idea how to do this, any ideas?
J- I’m assuming underpants gnomes are involved in some form?
P- well you’ve come to the right place. J, DK and I have countless years of Even More Contraptions experience. Just get me a Mel, a solar panel, and one of those remote controlled helium balloons. We’ll go from there.
U- I’ll take this as a none of you have any idea how to do this.
J- I’m just trying to understand how you get from “gong that uses twitter” to “profit”
U- You remember the episode of scrubs where J.D. and Turk get sex gongs that they ring when they get laid so the other one knows? My room mate [redacted] does the same thing except he just posts #ding to twitter. I figure I actually make a gong that posts to twitter so it works sort of like in the episode.
Hope you’re doing well. I was just recently looking at my bank account and I noticed a recurring charge from a website called [redacted] (or something like that) that I didn’t recognize. I called my bank and subsequently talked to someone from that company and they said that there have been several charges on my card since 2009.
If you know anything about this I’d appreciate you relaying that to me. Also, if I misunderstood something about how this works I’d like to know that as well. I can also probably scrounge up some bank statements if you’d like.
J- Sorry, my fault. I swapped the payment info a while ago but apparently forgot to change the default. Fixed now. What’s your address? I’ll cut you a check tomorrow for the costs plus additional compensation for the inconvenience of unknowingly charging you a bunch of money.
L- It’s alright, I figured it was something like that. My address is [redacted]. Don’t worry about additional compensation! It was an honest mistake. You can drop it off, send it in the mail, whatever you want.
SB- So there’s like a threesome going on in the back seat…
J- I like the way your response to manage the crisis is to text T…you gotta go break that up…
SB- Right. So we get back, and I really need a drink, so I go to… what’s that Irish place?
J- Right, Brodies.
SB- Brodies. So I’m texting T, and I have a couple drinks, and when the night’s over I get the bill and I had a few scotch on the rocks, and I see they charged me 50 cents for the “rocks”… I mean what the hell… charging for ice? Are they gonna charge me to use the glass?